so how's work going, you ask? well, pretty frustrating, to tell you the truth, thanks for asking.
some of my kids just seem like they're on the path straight to san quentin. stealing, lying, cheating, swearing (as explained to me by one student of what he's been hearing at lunch: "the v-word, se-word, the p-word...what's the p-word? well, you know...the pe-word...the per-word...the perv-word...ends with -ert...")
then there's the hormones. i was chatting with one of my old students after school today, and he told me how he was part of the "girl kissing club." apparently he earned his membership in first grade, after a gang of first grade girls jumped him and forced him to plant one on one of them. after i told him that he was much too young to be worrying about such things, he explained to me that "kissing a girl...makes you feel like...a MAN."
oh BROTHER.
after i advised him to save these emotions for that special someone one day, he responded, "but mrs. chiang, you just got married last year -- i'll never be able to wait another 10 years! i can't even wait one more year!"
what this means for our future kids, i shudder to even think about.
and to think, he's only in FIFTH grade...you don't even want to know the kinds of "clubs" they have in middle school around here. makes you want to start praying for our kids right now, doesn't it?
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